hardlybearable726:

dilfgod:

fagsindubai:

lanadelreyoflight:

MY DAD USES MAGNUM CONDOMS

whats his kik

is he hot

Does he have Skype?

Boys Night #lol #NoPuedo #IGotALittleTime

Boys Night #lol #NoPuedo #IGotALittleTime

ostracizedpoodle:

2treehill:

i fckin love kesha

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Meeting Mickey Mouse at WDW

  • Me: Hi Mickey!
  • Mickey:
  • Me:
  • Mickey:
  • Cast Member: Smile!
  • Me: Bye Mickey!
  • Mickey:
  • Me:
Where’s your fave at?

Where’s your fave at?

Im sure Xtina is having an extra large order at Taco Bell today, eating her feelings of how jealous she is about Britney looking so hot last night.

buysexual:

when the MDNA tour started the little monsters were all like “lol don’t break your hip grandma” 

cut forward to now and gaga has had to cancel HER tour because she literally did break her hip

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Damn lost four followers today o.o

#WDWPickupLines (Partially stolen from twitter)

  • (Attraction names are in parentheses)
  • “Girl, you are far too vast and beautiful for words to ever really tell.” (O'Canada)
  • “Tonight, girl, your pallor is cadaverous.” (The Haunted Mansion)
  • “Girl, this *is* our dino.” (Dinosaur)
  • "For you, I'll put up two, five AND seven" (Test Track)
  • "Don't thank me, thank the Phoenicians." (Spaceship Earth)
  • "Daaaamn. Where's the Meet & Greet line end for YOU?
  • "Look out, I'm gonna throw my circuit breakers." (Timekeeper)
  • "This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness." (Big Thunder Mountain Railroad)
  • "Are you feeling an increase in lateral forces?" (Test Track)
  • "I'm gonna fire my rockets for lunar orbit insertion tonight" (Mission Space)
  • "I'm gonna call you 'CoP Act 1' cuz you're about to give me the hottest summer I've had in years" (Carousel of Progress)
  • "You are not the first to pass this way, nor shall you be the last" (Maelstrom)
  • "When you hear the words 'Go For Launch'', you'll definitely want to hang on." (Mission Space)
  • "Prepare yourself for an unforgettable, encounter." (Alien Encounter)
ivaniathebrokendreamer:

Babe. Its just a 4 letter word. People say it sometimes with out any meaning. But truth is, it means a lot. Whether its the first time they call you Babe, with you getting butterflies inside, all fuzzy and nervous. Getting the urge to kiss them because they called you Babe. Babe: it means you are theirs. Whether it might just be a slip of the tongue to call someone Babe, it means something somehow. This 4 letter word doesn’t mean no where near as much the 4 lettered word: Love. But it still gets you happy, and gets you excited they called you that. Babe. Its a nice word to be called by that special someone.

ivaniathebrokendreamer:

Babe. Its just a 4 letter word. People say it sometimes with out any meaning. But truth is, it means a lot. Whether its the first time they call you Babe, with you getting butterflies inside, all fuzzy and nervous. Getting the urge to kiss them because they called you Babe. Babe: it means you are theirs. Whether it might just be a slip of the tongue to call someone Babe, it means something somehow. This 4 letter word doesn’t mean no where near as much the 4 lettered word: Love. But it still gets you happy, and gets you excited they called you that. Babe. Its a nice word to be called by that special someone.

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A message from Anonymous
WHY DO ALL THESE SIDELINE HOES GOT MAIN CHICKS FEELINGS? #STAYINYOURLANE

…tell me I’m your national anthem…